Kaasan: Now see here, you. You're tall, pale and too pretty to be male, but apparently you are. Now, I don't know if that sword of yours is compensating for something or not, but either way you'd better use protection when it comes to my boy, or I'll never let you near my kitchen for the rest of my or your life, whichever lasts longer. Good? Now pick that jaw off the floor and help me with these dishes.

Sephiroth: ...yes m'am.